You can listen to the episode by clicking: Episode 149
Sometimes, you have to turn on your friends. After years of friendship and partnership and other kinds of ships, you just have to tell your friend, enough is enough. Sometimes you may be paid to do it, sometimes you have just grown tired of them, and sometimes it is because you have a new knife and you want to see how well it fits in that guys back. With that said….let me tell you about Jeff.
We need to talk about his breath first. You may not know this, but today’s high-tech microphones are all include multi-layered, immersive technology. A lot of the changes are due to more people working in the office. There is a call for additional ways to promote in person interactions, and so we now can smell people in online meetings. This is a problem. I have even bought the guy breath mints.
The dude is a show off. Like every time we go somewhere he is all like, “Look at me and my wonderful beard” and ” Have you ever seen such an amazing toupee”, and also “You all need to eat my broccoli and hot dog casserole!” He is so annoying. You win one county fair casserole bake-off, you think you are a god. Give me a break.
Then there is his wardrobe and fashion. It must be nice to get to wear all those fantastic clothes and costumes. Sometime I would like to be sent the finest t-shirts made. Not everyone has a secret benefactor who keeps you afloat in the latest middle-aged, stay-at-home dad fashion. I do not care that he has a new generic shirt for each hour of the day. UGH.
Here is another thing that annoys me about Jeff…his stupid athletic skill. Just because he mastered lacrosse, water polo, and fencing in high school, does not make him interesting. Do you know how annoying it is to arrive a party with someone who likes to do somersaults across the lawn. You will always pale next to that, trust me.
Being around someone like Jeff is just annoying. He sucks the light from the room and absorbs it onto himself. And then…he struts. He knows what he is doing and he STRUTS. The man cannot even walk like a human. He has to “Tony Manero” his way into every room.
Needless to say, I am done being a little puppet for Jeff to play with. I will not dance on his string any longer. He will not control me, or make me his ….puppet. It is time for me to stand on my own, and to tell him exactly what I think of him.
This is Jeff writing now. I would like to apologize for the mean spirited remarks made by my friend and partner. He has been under a lot of stress from work and running my podcast. Sometime, he just lets himself do too much. Trust me, we are still friends. Our relationship has never been better.
We also have some merchandise over at Redbubble. We have a couple of nifty shirts for sale. https://www.redbubble.com/people/jeffrickpresent/?asc=u
You can also subscribe and listen to us on YouTube!
Our show supports the Hero Initiative, Helping Comic Creators in Need. http://www.heroinitiative.org/
Eighties Action by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3703-eighties-action
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Music: Figures In The Fog by Lilo Sound
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5551-figures-in-the-fog
Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license